virginiabluebells:

why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life

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mcalary:

an erotic poem:

eg so hot

hot hot egg

egg so hot u fry a leg

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via perks-of-being-chinese)

10 Daily Random Facts

ultrafacts:

The eight most popular foods to cause food allergies are: milk, eggs, wheat, peanuts, soy, tree nuts, fish, and shellfish.

It is believed King Edward II of England was murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus.

You can book a flight to space online for $250,000.

You are…

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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prettymuch-meow:

I made it rebloggable :D

prettymuch-meow:

I made it rebloggable :D

(Source: dean-meowchester, via sniffing)

mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

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